For all those looking to avoid the ever-growing disaster of Sydney traffic l have discovered an intriguing and successful technique! When you get into your car and begin moving with the intention of reaching a destination of reasonable distance, also keep open in one hand an awkwardly sized tupperware container filled with hot (temperature) food with the full intention of eating it whilst stopping at red lights on your jourmey. If you keep this intention firmly in mind alongside the task of driving the car (especially if it's a race against time to get the meal eaten at these regular intervals before it gets cold) YOU WILL NOT STOP
Playing this game successfully will be a measure of your commitment to keep the task of eating at the forefront of your mind, adding some cursing and induced stress from not stopping will also please the mysterious rulers of this situation; so, if you can keep your real concern a secret (to get where you want to go quickly) you'll be greatly rewarded for your efforts. Go and try it now!
Best,
Jim S
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